Do like @Gerrie_Delport_ODZ does with his towel - hang a sloth from your ceiling, then you can high five it whenever you want!
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No white shoes. There are black shoes and off-white with orange, yet no bright white.
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Maybe I missed the joke here, but there are all white shoes in Zwift. I sport the Specialized shoes in all white.
I had meant in the configuration without leveling up. You have to get to level 27 to get the white s-works shoe. Guess itās a right of passage you have to earn 
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This one may actually be a previously reported, but still uncorrected, bug within Zwift:
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Ah ok, thanks Iād not seen that issue being raised.
Iām sure Iāve done this before though and noticed the timer kees going but it usually stops before the banner (usually somewhere near the little climb)
Thatās annoying but at least I didnāt come second to that Italian Zpower rider who clocks up consistent enormous rides with unbelievable steady power outputs. 200km one morning, then later in the day another big ride.
I had enough power to fend him off on Epic KOM. It was a scrappy effort but it worked. 
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A long time ago someone stole the triangular sign for bend no. 10 up the Alpe, and Zwift still hasnāt found the time to replace it.
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(quietly closing garage door,ā¦) shame those signs go missing hope they find a replacement someday soonā¦
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When two people are in front of you and one cuts off the otherā¦they keep saying āexcuse meā every time. 
Is it only me to have to think of the smurfs when passing this kind of flowers? A whole army of smurfsā¦
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That is really nice
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I always appreciate the achievement for āsome segmentā when looking at results in the web portal!
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And then you go down the other side, and where have all those runners disappeared to?
What has happened to the trees?!? When I went up the Alpe yesterday there were many trees moving in an awkward way that made me feel like I had way too much LSD. Or is the latest update to blame? I really hope so ā¦ 
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You can never have too much LSD!
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Probably mentioned before but the birds on Box Hill makes me reach for the chain lube.
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Tower Bridge is just solid tarmac
ā¦ whereas (obvs) IRL there is a space in the middle of the central span so that the two moving parts of the bridge can be raised !!
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