I’d like to request that sandbaggers, once identified, get a mystery squeak coming from their bike, possibly the bottom bracket but we can’t be sure, audible only to them, for a month after their sandbaggery is discovered.
That is too funny. You really made me laugh.
Although you would have to be able to tell whether it was intentional, that would be funny, especially if you couldn’t turn the volume off.
Oh yeah, it can’t be turned off. And it mostly matches their cadence, but not perfectly, and sometimes goes away completely for 4 or 5 seconds.
This feature has already been designed
Bike noises are far worse than bird noises
Increase resistance for them as well to go along with the squeaking and terrible drivetrain noises
How about making wear a brown paperbag over their head to remain mysterious (doubt so)
@Tom_J I love the creativity of your feature requests! This one as well - just as you phrased it!
…and make their bike a generic e-bike, regardless of which bike they selected in their garage.
This is kinda reminding me of an episode of “Halt and Catch Fire”: in the virtual swap meet if you scammed someone, your avatar had to walk around headless as a sign you weren’t trustworthy.
Perhaps you could render them dragging a large sand bag (with or without the extra weight and rolling resistance simulated)…
i guess if they did it more than once after they recieved the upg warning, then you would know they were sandbagging