New Game World

I’ve imagined a new world that is entirely a video game, meant for fun. You would have to adjust your speed to avoid being eaten by a dinosaur, pushed off the road by flowing lava, jump over gaps when boards drop from bridges, chased by a bear, pooped on by a bird or a sloth. If you get walloped, you just pop back in and keep going. You might face incredible headwinds for brief moments where you can barely pedal (like in real life!)

A normal ride in Watopia then(apart from the wind):joy::joy::joy::joy:


Ahem. I think you’ll find that sloths only poop once a week (on average) and always come down from the trees to do so.

Thank you for attending my TED talk.


So, triple points for getting sloth poop on you?


Best comeback ever :grin:


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yeah, great idea. I always thought it would be fun to see the big T-Rex in Titans grove lean over and gobble up a couple of passing riders.