Low level conspiracy: the Zwift universe has hunters and extreme taxidermists

In the game, dinosaurs exist and are alive and well in Titans Grove. In the desert flats, there’s a statue of a dinosaur at one of the petrol stations. It looks indistinguishable from the living ones in Titans. I think that means it’s likely that one of them was hunted, killed, taxidermied, and placed in the desert. The dark side of Zwift nobody talks about.

But no mention of the unmoving :deer: (deer) in London?!
gasp

how I actually imagine the unmoving animals in Zwift:

They need Fenton to chase them.

oh hey I know that guy, that’s me and my dog :joy:


In my city/area they actually had a hunt a month or two ago to kill off our deer population.

Back in February I literally have a picture to prove it too, we counted over 40 deer in our yard alone.