Vital Upgrade to London Pedestrians

Just got back from a nice ride with my wife in London tonight, and we agreed that there’s something missing from among the pedestrians and spectators. I know there are a lot of feature requests–better drafting dynamics and group pacing, better category enforcement, etc etc.

But some things are important. I’ve mocked up a couple of images to illustrate my request. London just doesn’t feel quite like London without…


Could use some more chimney sweeps on the rooftops too!

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Wonderful!!! And I want some Gumbys - and Basil Fawlty beating up his car with a twig :rofl:

Lol…great post :laughing:

Basil Fawlty was from Torquay I’m afraid.

I should point out that not all people from Britain are John Cleese

For sure. That’s why I just want one. Hide him away in Knightsbridge and let him wander.

So long as a giant foot doesn’t squash me as I’m riding over Tower Bridge, I’m all for this!