You know about the lightning socks after like two years, you will turn those socks into aero socks.
What if after a 52 week streak, Pocket Scotty (the squirrel) becomes an aero squirrel?
Sorry for my serious silliness.(Edit added)
Would it be more amusing if I said Flying squirrel rather than an Aero squirrel?
PS I still think Tron helmets could be a thing. Maybe you get it after you upgrade the concept bike?