How about adding some Geico-like manatees with t shirts in the underwater tube?
That would be a complete waste of coding resources. A better use of their time would be to add a function that when someone enters the underwater tubes obviously zwoping (Zwift doping), a shark breaks the acrylic wall and devours the rider, leaving only a mangled bike to remind others not to do it. Or add mermaids and mer-men. But instead of human upper bodies, make the upper bodies fish and the lower bodies cyclist legs. That wouldn’t be too creepy.
i just like the use of the term Zwoping. Kudos…like the shark police idea too