Pixilated Title Screen With No Options

New user, set up for PC, screen shows a very red screen of river/roads/countryside, very low moving and nothing else.

 

Any tips?

In your case it turns out that you’re using an older machine that isn’t suited for 3d games and is below our minimum specs.  You may be able to update your graphics drivers from AMD or your laptop manufacturer to possibly make Zwift look visually correct, but it will still be too slow and unresponsive to be playable on your machine unfortunately.