Rocket Launchers, Machine Guns, Landmines… you see where I’m going with this. Road side bandits trying to take you out, the cyclist has to out run them for health bonuses. if captured, the cyclist is strapped to the bandits generator where he/she has to “keep the lights on”.
… or something. 
Haha I find this post entertaining. Very intriguing to make it a game via cycling!
Isn’t it already a game? This would just take it to the next level 
Yes you’re right Eric! It already is!
Zwift Splatter Mode? xD
maybe a trampoline, you must push a minimum w/kg or be crushed …please insert coin LOL